Epigrams

Clippings of random stuff i thought was funny/cool/interesting/cringe/stupid/etc #

Inspired by Epigrams on Programming (page title at least)

  • Assertions downgrade catastrophic correctness bugs into liveness bugs tiger beetle

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  • You don’t have to get ready if you stay ready

  • “Mac, if you dig that hole much deeper they’ll get you for desertion,” someone said.

  • its hard to measure almost cause almost doesnt matter

  • wow thats some browser science for you right there

  • Copy copy copy copy. At the end of the copy you will find yourself

  • you can cry about it to your diary later

  • The experts of the Committee on Camouflage Technology have given up trying to debug the suit remotely. They give me suggestions about how to fix it in the field. I follow these suggestions, and as a result, my suit stop working entirely. (Beetle in the Anthill)

  • nifty answer sorry i asked

  • having to do XML situps for two weeks (reference to practicing XML stuff for java build systems)

  • ping pong the animation trailer

  • you have Gyatt to be Rizzing me (yaccine)

  • the hands will never surpass the eyes

  • Less evolutionary pressure for competence

  • her outstanding traits being ownership of a full set of teeth (Juuza no Ulna)

  • Apparatus & Instrument CO. LTD.

  • ‘my place of learning’

  • its okay if you skip <thing> today, just know ill be 1 day ahead

  • ‘its sick’ ‘WELL LETS HOPE IT GETS SOME MEDICINE’
  • compilers always be complaining

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  • We need a perpetual war with an undefeatable enemy

  • computer puncher

  • Suitcase Nuke

  • what’s going on with this coffee, it tastes salty

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  • The Great Lecturer, The Beast With A Thousand Slides Who Writes Code That Does Not Compile
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  • what’s the opposite of leetcode? guttercode?
  • a man dying of thirst, watching another drown

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  • 🪞

  • Waiting for the rapture

  • a few screws loose and no screwdriver

  • practitioners who haven’t put in the reps to build their own C libraries in a cave with scraps

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  • “You paid for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge”
  • 7sigma martians (in reference to von neumann)
  • banging your head against a wall to feel relaxed upon stopping

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  • Great future in my past

  • everything not saved will be lost

  • Failure, collapse and bloodshed

  • i overcame impostor syndrome by realizing it was actually misdiagnosed incompetent idiot syndrome

  • i live better than any king ever did

  • functional as a chocolate tea pot

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  • I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24inch chrome

  • roaming the wastes of the internet

  • “I get the spit that you’re flapping”

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  • “i outsourced testing to the end users”

  • If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably on the menu

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  • The only way out is through

  • words on your screen

  • “tales from the asylum”

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